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“There are only the pursued, the pursuing, the busy and the tired.” — Nick Carraway (F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, ch. 4)
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have you ever watched your friends from afar and realized they seem happier without you
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You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.
(via monotoneminor)
“Love is how Jack loved Rose…”
JACK DIDN’T LOVE ROSE. WELL, HE DID. BUT I DON’T THINK HE WOULD JEOPARDIZE ANYTHING BECAUSE ROSE WAS IN LOVE WITH THE DOCTOR AN-…
Oh.
Not that Jack and Rose.
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“Americans: to explain #eurovision. Imagine the Super Bowl half time act, over 3 hours, consisting of everything Rick Santorum wants to ban.” — Eurovision Twitter feed (via clenchinglegolas)
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can you ask someone out by saying, “i ship us” or is that weird
and then propose by saying, “let’s become canon”
#then die in each other’s arms saying “we are endgame”
(Source: mrsromanoff, via living-death)
how normal girls dance:
and then there’s me:
What
does
this
even
mean
(via heavyflowsandwidesetvaginas)
“After cleverly escaping the maximum security research institute of Homicidal Baked Goods, the Gingerdead Man stumbles upon a time machine and finds himself sent back in time as he slaughters the contestants of a 1970’s Roller Boogie contest.” —
THE MAXIMUM SECURITY RESEARCH INSTITUTE OF HOMICIDAL BAKED GOODS (via pepperbreath)
This is the description for the film Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver for those of you confused.
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