February 2011
January 2011
Shit Happens...
A lot, and mostly to me.
In the past month I’ve gotten so bored with life. Everyday’s the same.
Get up, eat breakfast, go to my first class (fall asleep), second class (fall asleep again), band, work on plays, do homework, practice for auditions, etc. etc. so on and so forth.
New semester: same thing.
What happened? I used to be the kid who went to the slammin-est local concerts...
A Post About Hipsters
I have nothing against Hipsters.
I get clothes and stuff from second-hand stores all the time.
Plaid is one of my favorite colors.
And I find mustaches to be one of the more beautiful things in life.
I just don’t like it when their all up in everyone’s face about it.
That is so mainstream
“So this guy comes into a bar…
No wait, it was a horse.
So this guy comes...”
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Dr. Horrible
Took the time to remember things today, and numero uno on the “to-do” list was to watch “Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog”.
It was maybe one of the greatest decisions of my life. I say that daily, but today Dr. H was the best.
It’s a… vlog about Dr. Horrible, his love affections to an empathetic anti-homelessness crusader named Penny, and how he uses his...
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“When they finally come to destroy the earth,
They’ll have to go through...”
I Want To Make It Beautiful
Everything in life is amazing, even the ugly stuff. You just have to look at it hard enough and long enough.
Then you start to appreciate it’s presence. And the fact that everything in your life led up to the moment when you could catch a glance of this magnificent-ness.
I want to take something ordinary and make people appreciate it. I want to make everyone stop and think about how...
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Books
In my future house I will knock down one room’s roof to make a two level room dedicated entirely to books.
It’s the only thing I need in life. Besides food and friends.
And spiral-y staircases
Gentlemen
If I hear one more guy talking about how nice a girl’s butt looks, or about how he’d “totally bang her” if she was only slightly hotter, I will punch them in the face.
That’s right, I will punch mankind (the man part) in the face.
Aren’t there any dudes out there who are gentlemen? Is chivalry dead? And where did I put my car keys?
Is it too much to ask that...
P.L.A.I.N.
Or, People Loving Art In Neighborhoods, is from a book called “The Plain Janes”.
It’s also one of my favorite activities.
Street art, but for the ridiculously artsy kids.
Let the games begin.
Love Is...
A battlefield
Obsessions
Have you ever wanted to take something and center your entire life around it?
For example, the people in the World Records books. I’m reading “Paper Towns” and one of the kid’s houses is dedicated to black Santas.
You gon’ get raped
But I’ve always wanted someone to ask what my hobby was and be able to respond with… something awesome. I want...
“Is anyone looking into directing research into discovering which embryos will...”
Theater Fest!
Yes! It’s almost time!
After waiting patiently for two years, the time has come!
The magical weekend that is…
THEATER FEST!
I expect to see a whole lot of this
All that hard work finally paid off I guess. Not that I don’t LOVE tech, I do. I’d be totally bored without it.
But being chosen to go to Theater Fest means that you are the best of the best, and I’m...
“Help! I’m being produced!”
The Sad, Sad State America
Fact: Illinois is one of the only states that requires Phys Ed
Fact: Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Oprah are more influential then the president
Fact: We are reaching Utopian Society at a rate that will unfortunately leave us with 2 drastically different economic classes
Fact: More people voted for American Idol than for government officials in the last election
Fact: MTV used to have music
...
Creepy Guy on Formspring
To the creepy guy on Formspring:
It would be really cool if you didn’t ask me about my underwear color or my sexual fantasies.
It would also be cool if you identified yourself so I could punch you in the dick.
Thanks.
No love, just leave me alone,
Rachael
The Comedian
No, I don’t mean Edward Blake.
Nothing is more euphonious than a chuckle, a chortle, a snort, a liquid-coming-out-of-your-nose and dissolving-into-a-fit-of-laughter-on-the-ground laugh.
Who’s your dentist?
Back on topic: laughing is the best thing ever. I make it my personal business to make people laugh as hard as possible. I’ve made pop come out of River’s (littlest...
Have You Ever Been So Bored You Wrote A Novel?
During Church today I was thinking (which has been known to happen) about a particular conversation from a while back. The convo with my mom was about how in the future people are going to be digging up stuff from our era.
Somehow I magically converged that with an idea that came to me while watching The Book of Eli, about roles in future society.
A church service’s worth of minutes...
“Love you, sincerely, post script, Dad.”
“Life, Liberty, and The Reckless Pursuit of Happiness at any cost.”