So this happened on facebook today….
Thank god someone said it. You cannot fuck a vagina loose yo. Anatomy doesn’t work like that.
people that do not understand vaginas should not be allowed near one
"these days it’s true though!"
TELL ME JACOB
TELL ME OF THE OLDEN DAYS
TELL ME OF THE 1930s WHEN VAGINAS WERE AS TIGHT AS AN ANUS
TELL ME OF HOW THE FEMALE OF THE SPECIES HAVE DEGRADED INTO HORRIBLE SEEPING MONSTERS WITH GAPING CAVERNS THESE DAYS.
TELL ME OF YOUR WISDOM.
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
*history teachers crying*
“do it for the vine”, kate says, and clint gets his bow confiscated and a three month suspension personally signed by nick fury
SO HAS EVERYONE SEEN THE MARVEL ONE-SHOT AGENT CARTER, BECAUSE IF YOU HAVEN’T, I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU DO SO
Apparently when my boyfriend came to wake me up from a nap earlier I said “A guy studying to be an eye doctor fails his final exams and can’t get his degree. ‘How am I going to be an optometrist without this?’” then fell back asleep.
NOt a big fan of the internet :/ any alternatives?
i’ m an advocate for screaming at the night sky
Tattoos done by Grant Cobb.
Done by Vitaly Morozov.
Salt & Burn is finally available online! It’s been a long and winding road, but now you and your friends can hunt the things that go bump in the night! Play as a Hunter of the supernatural that travels the board, killing monster and saving lives. The first Hunter to save 10 lives wins the game! You can read more about the game in the Etsy listing or visit saltandburn.com to see other people playing the game and read the rules.
Due to problems with our laser cutter, we only have enough of the original laser-cut acrylic player tokens and hearts for 25-30 games. After those are sold, we’re going to be revisiting the game and replacing the tokens with cardboard chits, so if you want to get the full original game, here’s your chance. Thanks guys, happy hunting!
I can’t fucking handle Deadpool and Spider-Man